Thursday, September 24, 2009

D.A.M # 7


Ok, Dan, this is for you. For those of you who have read my blog since the beginning (and if you have continued to read through its boringness) you will know of the dictionary entry about fishing. It made quite a stir (ok, not really, but a stir for my little blog). Here is an updated version of fishing for you.

Fishing. v. A ritual “nice guys” often have to resort to in order to catch a girl’s attention.

Ok--for you nice guys out there who are having trouble using this technique to your advantage--I have another tip. You must use camouflage. Let me define camouflage.

Camouflage n. A sneaky disguise worn by men when they are on the hunt for women.

In this particular case, I would suggest camouflaging yourself as a fish. That's right. Stop trying to be the fisherman and become a fish (but really you're still a fisherman in disguise). This will then force the girl to come to you. Sit back, relax, and let the girls do all the fishing. A nice guy (if I do say so myself) was finally able to catch my attention, but that's because I decided to do the fishing. I met him, and he seemed like a nice guy, but he didn't seem like he was out fishing for girls--any girls. So, I decided to see if I could get him to notice me. It wasn't until I had already baited my hook, cast my line, and watched it sink, that I realized he had ME hooked. It was history from there. So, perhaps start thinking about utilizing your camouflage skills, pretend you are a tasty, shiny, sparkly fish (preferably one with a coin in its mouth) and wait for the girls to come fishing for you. Just remember to keep your own hook ready! Happy camouflaging.

5 comments:

Matt said...

Just ordered this. I hope you're right...

How crucial is the coin?

Dan said...

Is this post for me because I need the most help in dating out of everyone you've ever known?

Matt - that costume will definitely get you girls, though probably not in the age group you were looking for.

Brian Porter said...

I'm not sure I like what you're most likely implying by noting that when you first met me I wasn't out fishing for any girls....

Mandy said...

Hahaha, Matt, I hope you dress up like nemo for halloween, I would love it. Especially for the halloween concert (I hear you are playing the drums again). And Dan, this post is only for you because you suggested it....maybe I should have made that clear when I posted it ;)
And lastly, Brian...I'm not implying anything (certainly not that you were fishing for something else????) just saying that you camouflaged yourself well.

Melissa said...

This blog entry made me laugh so hard! I don't even feel clever enough to comment on this, but I surely had fun reading it.